I remember when I was a young teen, stumbling across a stack of Hustler magazines hidden away in the garage. I was looking for a tire pump to go cruise the neighborhood with my friends, and instead I found my manhood.

There were a lot of things over the years that I didn’t listen to my father about. I didn’t always leave jobs with a two-week notice, I didn’t study as hard as I should have, and I didn’t always remember to look a man in the eye every time I shook his hand.

But the one thing that I learned from him that never once wavered, he doesn’t even know he taught me. That is that Hustler, hands-down has the finest women I have and will ever see. I am so excited that now I can get the biggest discount to Hustler right here and enjoy that same quality that I have come to love, with always updated fresh talent to keep me guessing and cumming back year after year.